You are looking the next blog of the week in the face.
Picture this; you are sitting on your porch drinking lemonade and yelling at the local children, you know, minding your own business. This slightly attractive man with one arm wanders (Nate you spelled that wrong in your blog) up to your porch to fix something. Fix what? I have no idea. Fix a sink, a toilet…..? “Oh, thank god you two plumbers showed up,” comes to mind. So this guy saunters up to your porch and you start chatting. He’s mildly rude, kind of a boring personality, and still has only one arm. You glance over at your mentally disabled daughter who’s playing on the floor, remembering that she’s a single broad and her biological clock is running out……A connection is made! Yeah that’s a great idea, lets have this random one-armed boring guy marry my mentally disabled daughter who is currently emotionally wrapped up in the hardwood floor! He can do housework with his limb and take the car out for a drive! Sounds like a brilliant idea, no? Who cares if the daughter fancies him, you want grandchildren who will grow up and wander on other people’s porches to fix things and steal their cars and daughters! Woohoo! Yeaaah, no. I don’t know, maybe it’s just me but that sounds like a terrible idea. That might actually lead to a recession, think about it. There’s going to be tons of little plumber guys running around to people’s doorsteps to fix things, people will stop hiring people to fix things because there are convenient one-armed guys who will do it for free AND marry their daughters. Then, people will stop buying consumer products (like sinks) because they don’t need the new ones since there are free plumbers. Brilliant.
